Beware of the Fairytale Flakes (or, strange encounters at the grocery store)

I am so sorry for mothers of young girls who come across this at the grocery store (It really does say "Fairytale Flakes" under "Princess"):
And while we are on the subject of being against things:
Also, Has anyone ever seen an artichoke that looks like this (it reaks of GMO to me)?:



On another note, I'm now sure that anonymous is not in fact my mom. So sorry! So who are you anonymous? are you still here? Please do speak up!