Monday, April 30

I came downstairs this morning and saw this on my kitchen counter.

FYI, there is juice and milk in the fridge. I guess sticking a straw in a melon and sucking like the dickens seemed like an easier plan somehow.

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Nell said...

To quote my darling Barthelme, "They will go to any lengths to thwart you."

Ha! That's really silly. Which one was it?

Andrea said...

Oh, it was Eden. Her most creative time is between the hours of 6am and 7am, when we are asleep and very little will wake us.

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If it gets brought up again, you can tell Eden this: when I was seven or eight, there was a Tropicana commercial with an orange sitting on a table, and the orange gets a straw stuck in it and juice comes out. It's meant to mean that the juice had no additives and was freshly squeezed, but I took it to mean that if you stuck a straw into an orange you would be able to drink all the juice out of it until the orange dried up like a prune. You can imagine my dissapointment when I got a straw full of pulp, and I think I remember mom getting mad at me and making me eat the whole orange, which I didn't really want anyway. Maybe Eden was just being goofy here, but I remember that at the time I was completely serious.

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